The Squids

Jungle Juice/Crazy Hat Night

Bubble King — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 19:06:49 +0000

Jungle Juice/Crazy Hat Night 2010 (MMX) was a great success. And yes, we’ve maintained our undefeated streak, even while partying this awesomely.

Introducting Oblivia, World Tour 2010

Photo by COOLHAND.

[PANCAKE MASTER's note: Visit here for an entire gallery's worth of pictures by COOLHAND from Crazy Hat/Jungle Juice Night MMX.]

A Conversation Between The Squids And Josh Levi

PANCAKE MASTER — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 20:56:09 +0000

These are scans thanks to COOLHAND of a written conversation with Josh Levi on some Thursday night while we were playing Trivia and he was waiterin’ around at Newstead Tower Public House. I don’t remember the date (sometime in the second half of 2009 or first half of 2010, I’m sure) but we could all stand to learn a thing or two about our good buddy Josh. Click on ‘em to enlarge.

–PANCAKE MASTER, #88

Squids Of The South America

PANCAKE MASTER — Mon, 17 May 2010 03:36:29 +0000

WHAT!? Here’s STRYKER in the Galápagos Islands, and BEASTOR-X at Machu Picchu in Peru, representing in fine Squid fashion. BLAM!

Summer Schedules Spreadsheet

Bubble King — Mon, 10 May 2010 23:51:00 +0000

Hey Squids!

I’ve made a spreadsheet version of the Summer 2010 schedules. The document has each league on a sheet, and a third sheet that merges the schedules of both leagues. This will complement the calendar application found here on the homepage of Squid-Ball.com. You can find the schedule by going to the Team Resources page, or by visiting this link:

Summer 2010 Schedules

Soon I hope to add links in the Field column to a Google Map coordinate for each field we play on. For now I’ve been making a Google Map of the Squidball fields which is, at the time of this writing, not yet complete. It can be found here:

Squidball Fields Google Map

I also intend to make a VCF for each field so that those of you with iPhones or other devices that can read VCF contact info cards and interact with map applications can easily find a field, even if you’ve never been to it. This should help those of you who still get lost in Forest Park or are intimidated by the super-wide Tower Grove Park.

Squidvia Night II: Flyer

PANCAKE MASTER — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 07:44:39 +0000

Yo check this wicked flyer that BEASTOR-X made. Also, register yerself a table already! As the flyer indicates, PIZZA is included with admission price. You can make so much money at this event, don’t delay. Pass the link to this entry and/or the URL for this flyer around! Print ‘er out and post on the bulletin board at work or the bowling alley or the local watering hole or whatever.

–PANCAKE MASTER

Squidball MMX Roster

PANCAKE MASTER — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 20:36:56 +0000

Sundays start 11 April, Tuesdays start 04 May. Squidfesten MMX, our annual barbeque/kickoff/practice/party/exhibition/whatever, is on 03 April at Heman Park. Get there!

–PANCAKE MASTER, #88

Another Squid-Related Kate Beaton Gem

PANCAKE MASTER — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 11:35:10 +0000

The Luck of the Squids

Bubble King — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 15:28:00 +0000

Bubble King's Fortune Is an Omen for This Season!

Dear Squids,

The other night I enjoyed Chinese food. At the end of the meal, I cracked open a fortune cookie and found this. I guess it’s no real surprise, but this seems to be suggesting that as our pre-season practices soonly begin, officially kicking off another Squidball year, all the powers of The Universe are still on our side (duh), and we will once again be undefeated (duh).

Sincerely yours in Squiddom,

Squidvia Night II: 23 April, MMX (2010)

PANCAKE MASTER — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 16:16:36 +0000

Yes friends, Squidsketball Trivia Night is FORTHCOMING! All of the details are more or less ironed-out. I’m submitting to TriviaNights.net, one of my favorite websites of all time, shortly. Here are the details!

WHO: Anyone/Everyone
WHAT: Squidsketball Trivia Night and Pizza Party
WHERE: American Legion Hall Post 103, 3212 Sutton Avenue in Maplewood, Missouri
WHEN: 23 April, MMX (2010); 6:30PM doors, 7:00PM Trivia. We intend to be finished by 9:30PM, because we’re sick of going to Trivia Nights that drag on for no reason ’til quarter to midnight (or anytime past 10:30PM or so).
WHY: Because everyone loves Trivia, Pizza, and The Squids. Time to combine ‘em!
HOW: For $20/person or $160/table of 8. Tell everyone. Register by contacting me (PancakeMaster [at] Juno [period] COM / 314.863.7476) or using SquidPay® services through a PayPal payment to dreadpirerobert [at] hotmail [period] COM.

OTHER ESSENTIAL DETAILS: FREE PIZZA while it lasts for all entrants. Grand prize is ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS. Second Place, $160; Third Place, $80. Register just yerself and we’ll stick ya on a team, or register an entire team of eight. Registration includes free pizza, soda, and snacks while they last. Cheap cash bar on the premises ($1 draft beers), NO OUTSIDE ALCOHOL ALLOWED. Mulligans, 50/50 Raffle, and Trivia-Based Heads-Or-Tails.

Come support the Squids, or take a crack at the unheard-of monster-size grand prize, or just do it for the pizza and fun. YES!

Flow Chart

PANCAKE MASTER — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 17:39:09 +0000

I just put together this sweet flow-chart to clear up any confusion that may have remained about the subject at hand.

–PANCAKE MASTER, #88