The Luck of the Squids
Bubble King's Fortune Is an Omen for This Season!
Dear Squids,
The other night I enjoyed Chinese food. At the end of the meal, I cracked open a fortune cookie and found this. I guess it’s no real surprise, but this seems to be suggesting that as our pre-season practices soonly begin, officially kicking off another Squidball year, all the powers of The Universe are still on our side (duh), and we will once again be undefeated (duh).
Sincerely yours in Squiddom,
