On this night, a most sacred of Squidgame annual rituals was performed.  The mighty squids all lined up with their offerings to the mighty Jungle Juice Jug.  SUB A DUB performed inspections to insure the jungle juice gods were not angered by our offerings.  Like a clap of thunder, her judgment came down on a few Squids “Too Dark!  Only clear alcohol allowed.  NEXT!” Brave TOP GEAR argued for the sake of his brass monkey, eventually winning its admission to the jug o’ glory.  When manager PANCAKE MASTER arrived the brew was topped with some orange punch.  Each Squid and Squidfan alike raised their glass to toast the jungle juice gods and ask for their continued guidance in total domination of all things Squid.  The game ensued.

The Squids were away that day, so during the first inning BUBBLE KING made sure to warn the home team of the power of the mighty Squids when fueled by jungle juice.  With a crack, the “unbreakable” bat went flying into shards of wood, raining down on the other team and the ump.  Amazing hits continued to shower the other team all night.

In the field, the Squid domination continued on, fueled by the potent jungle juice.  Amazing catches were made in the outfield by SAK, LO, MMM-MMM and others.  And, as usual, perfect plays were made at first, second and third bases.

As the game came to an end, the Squids all dipped their cup into their mighty jungle juice once more.  An inky twinkle was seen in their eyes.  Cheers were given, knees were taken, game balls awarded, and speeches made.  Squidlovin’ filled the air as the squids wrapped up their jungle juice ritual.

–MMM-MMM, #26

[Oh my, it was indeed as MMM-MMM says!  Then we even won trivia at Newstead Tower Public House, and wailed on some karaoke at Talayna's, as is Jungle Juice Night tradition! --PANCAKE MASTER, #88]