NW Shaw Drive Byz started strong.  They pushed bases left and right.  They tried hitting all the lines.  Every time, the Squids were there to shut ‘em down.  Not much more to say about this game, except nice try NW Shaw Drive Byz.  Better luck next time, chumps!

Riding high from the total annihilation of the NW Shaw Drive Byz, the Squids had to battle the Way Out Club’s band of misfits.  They were a formidable opponent.  Great on the base paths and in the field.  Taking the helm as general manager while on the Disabled List, PANCAKE MASTER coached an outstanding collection of Squids.  It was a definite grudge match, but of course the Squids came out on top what with the sure hands of SWITCHBLADE on the mound and the excellent fielding by BUBBLE KING, PAYNIS, MMM-MMM, and COOLHAND in the outfield.  The infield shone as usual with KRUKKER, OBLIVIA, CHUNSLIN, and LO.  The final out came from the perfect fielding of a short hit ball by BUBBLE KING’S sister SARAH. To the Way Out Club’s credit, they are the only team (to my knowledge) to match us in near perfection.  Final score 20, 839 to 20, 838.  Tough break, Way Outs, but you truly were worthy opponents.

A special thanks goes out to the multitude of fans that showed up to root for the Squids.  Those in attendance included the parents of one COOLHAND, the sisters of a certain BUBBLE KING, the boyfriend of the previous Squidball winner MMM-MMM, and vast array of others.  We couldn’t have done it without your support!

Victory mead was guzzled from the illustrious and ever-handy SQUIDBONG!

As always – Way to Squid it, Squids!

–LO