Now this is a story, all about how
Mike Duffy’s got flipped, turned upside-down
So I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there
I’ll tell you how the Squids won the day in the hot summer air.

In South Central Forest Park, born and raised
Playin’ Squidball, is how they spent most of their days
‘BLADEin’ out, SAKin’, chillaxin’ all real and all
COOLHANDin’ Squidball on Aviation Field

When a buncha turkey-trotters who were up to no good
Started gettin’ trounced in our neighborhood
We got a hundred thousand runs, and they all got scared,
While PRINCE OF PERSIA, BUBBLE KING, and CHUNSLIN didn’t even care.

A whistle from the ref, and when the dust cleared,
The Squids with MANNY FRESH and JENNIE drew all the cheers.
If anything, I’d say we cooked ‘em medium rare,
And in case you’d forget it, the SquidBox did blare!

Squids–pulled–up to the bench right about nine-thirty,
And I yelled to the team, “Yo Squids, take a knee!
We narrowly avoided the dreaded forfeit call,
So I’m givin’ makeshift Squid Bobbi this Squids gameball!”

–PANCAKE MASTER, #88