The Squids started off in the usual awesome manner, by getting 6 quick outs. (6 up, 6 down) About 5 of those outs were grounders fielded by DONRUSS.

At bat, the Squids rocked just as hard. Nothing fancy, just grounders hit through the holes in the infield. BUBBLE KING, MANNY FRESH, and KRUKKER all got on base with their perfectly placed grounders. The only way they could stop us was by switching DR. DOCTOR’ s wooden bat with a metal bat. Robbing him of the homerun he hit, and replacing it with an out.

It was during the top of the 5th (or maybe the 7th) that I stole the game ball from DONRUSS, who up to this point had made play after play with pinpoint precision. At one point, DONRUSS just looked at some girl from the other team, she fell, enabling him to tag her out.

Now, some might think what happened next was excessive. Unfortunately, the bitter taste of defeat sometimes causes people to do ridiculous things (not everyone lives by the Squid Code). Anyways, there were two outs and Jerk-face is up to bat (I don’t know his real name). He hits it into the outfield. DR. DOCTOR runs after it and relays it into DONRUSS. As Jerk-face rounds third, DONRUSS throws the ball to me right in front of home plate. But before I could turn to tag the runner, I am tackled. Despite, being knocked down, I still got the out, ending the game.

The ref let have our last at bats due to the outrageous actions of the other team. In the end we won. (duh!)

–OBLIVIA, #5

[Many thanks to DR. DOCTOR for doing some much-appreciated guest-Squidwork at first base and in the outfield, and congratulations-a-plenty to OBLIVIA on her injury-or-no-injury gameball win in Tuesday's startling slaughter of a game by the Squids. --PANCAKE MASTER, #88]