Squid Wins Darts Tournament, Cash Prize
A message appeared on my answering machine last night while I was Squidbowling, and there was a lot of noise in the background but I think the gist of it was this:
Squidbowler and SquiDarter BOB (Squidname TBA) won a blind draw tournament and a sweet $25 cash prize last night at Blueberry Hill. Way to SQUID IT, Bob!

–PANCAKE MASTER, #88

This story is true, I saw the $25 with my own two eyes, and then I ate a burger and some cheddar cheese-balls. They were delicious.