Holy Toledo I have just now basically this very instant determined that the rosters are final, assuming nobody else changes his or her mind about playing and whatnot.  All persons named Jessica are referred-to in this chart by their last names.  All persons named Daniel with the exception of SWITCHBLADE, are referred-to by their Squid names.  Dudez columns on the left, Galz columns on the right.

New Squid Amy (Squidname TBD) will be playing approximately half of all Monday games, as well.  JANTERNET will play approximately the first four Tuesday games.  F.I.L. and PRINCE OF PERSIA have been designated as top-secret special Squid agents whose role will be determined as necessary.  [blank] is gonna be our freakin’ COACH this year so you’d all do best to show her a little respect and get open to the heavy criticism, she is a brutal but smart lady.

Now please, please pay me if ya owe me, tell me what you want on yer jersey if you’re getting one, let me know yer Squidsong, and in doing all this, allow my brain to rest until the season starts.  Please.  Call, E-Mail, leave a comment here–I don’t care.  Just get back to me, and now.

I’d also strongly recommend/urge re-acquainting yourself with the “Three Principles of Squiddom” if you have a second.

Ink ‘Em And Sink ‘Em,
PANCAKE MASTER, #88

P.S. PEPPER!